You'd give ANYTHING to date Me. Can you imagine the looks you'd get while having Me near your side? What a lucky slave of a boyfriend you'd be. But can you even handle a first date with Me? If you can't handle a little bit of fun then you'll never be My boyfriend. I'll tell you what a first date with Me consists of. This goes for any suitor- a self proclaimed slave or not- he WILL be MY bitch.