you’re great on paper but disgusting in real life. did you really think you’d be hired for the public relations job looking like THAT!? Theres no way you’d be the face of this company but maybe you’re not completely useless. No one will hire you, you reek of vulnerability and sadness! I have a position for you, and its right here under my desk. Make yourself comfortable under there while I explain your new job description. Everyone will know of you as the office loser, running errands, just like the office bitch you were born to be! You’ll be cleaning up after me after my HUGE sal...

you’re great on paper but disgusting in real life. did you really think you’d be hired for the public relations job looking like THAT!? Theres no way you’d be the face of this company but maybe you’re not completely useless. No one will hire you, you reek of vulnerability and sadness! I have a position for you, and its right here under my desk. Make yourself comfortable under there while I explain your new job description. Everyone will know of you as the office loser, running errands, just like the office bitch you were born to be! You’ll be cleaning up after me after my HUGE sales, in ways that you probably didn’t expect- but how else would I have million dollar clients!? No one will want to look at that face of yours, so we’ll also be dressing you in new work attire. So much for you to learn while you’re down there, rubbing your boss’s feet.