I knew there was something wrong with you. It's weirder than being gay. It's worse than being a cock sucker. You're a virgin! It might've been sweet and innocent back then but now it's just embarrassing and there's not way you can change it! You're a virgin for life! You took a promise to stay pussyfree for life. It's not hard to keep your promise with a little dick like that. It's no wonder you took the pussy free pledge. You are doing women a favor. None of us want you! Thankfully you are just a porn addict for life!