There's a big promotion coming up, but we both know your reports last quarter weren't the best.... How about we guarantee you that promotion?Your boss has always had his eye on me. They way he flips up my skirt and blames it on "the wind" and the way he looks down my tops. I can't say I mind.How about you offer me to your boss...yes, you heard me right. I'm going to fuck your boss so you get that job!