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I messed around and had some seafood at a cookout which I NEVER eat. It was shrimp and crab meat to be exact. I'm preparing for bed and my stomach begins to rumble and then my belly begins to hurt. I figure that if I do my yoga routine that I'll move some of the gas around and push it out of my body. While doing the stretching, little did I know, that the Aliens were watching me, waiting for me to give birth...

"Little does she know, the shrimp and crab are apart of our Alien species. The seed... Show more