You and I are having our first dinner date at your house! Little do I know that you've cooked a dinner that will make me fart! The date begins normally, until you notice I look uncomfortable. I assure you I'm fine, and am just having some cramps, is all. I start farting, and attempt to talk, cough, and laugh over them. You notice, but don't let me know. You've strategically placed the condiments further away from me, so I have to reach over and grab them. That's when it happens; I let out a loud, long fart and there's no denying it was me. I apologize profusely, and fess up about the other ... Show more