Custom: I have a crush on you, and you give me a ride to our friend's party. As we're getting ready to head inside, I accidentally fart! You don't mention anything, so I pretend nothing happened. Once we're inside, we play a game, and I keep farting over and over. People aren't noticing too much thanks to the background noise. Then, I'm having a one on one conversation with someone talking about our favorite movies. Of course, I fart during this interaction, but again, I get away with it. Then, back with the group, we have some beverages, and I fart again and again. Then I suggest we play a...

Custom: I have a crush on you, and you give me a ride to our friend's party. As we're getting ready to head inside, I accidentally fart! You don't mention anything, so I pretend nothing happened. Once we're inside, we play a game, and I keep farting over and over. People aren't noticing too much thanks to the background noise. Then, I'm having a one on one conversation with someone talking about our favorite movies. Of course, I fart during this interaction, but again, I get away with it. Then, back with the group, we have some beverages, and I fart again and again. Then I suggest we play a game on the couch, this time the group can clearly hear the farts, but I pretend I didn't know where they came from and blame them on someone else. When the party comes to an end, my crush (you) and I go into a vacant bedroom. I admit that it was me who farted, and go on about all the different times I farted at the party. We play Never Have I Ever, and you keep asking me questions about farting, so I tell you those stories as well. It gets late, and I ask you for a ride home.