Custom: Farting Ex Eats You!
I walk out of the bathroom of a strange house after taking a huge dump. What happened last night? I must've had one too many, hooked up with a stranger and ate him. Poor guy. I suddenly get a phone call from my loser ex-boyfriend. What does he want? I pick up and quickly learn he's halfway digested in my stomach. Turns out he was the guy I went home with. I laugh, berate, and bully him. I tell him what an annoying loser he is, and how he deserves this, while I fart into the phone. I reveal that I had been cheating on him behind his back the entire relationsh... Show more