Custom: I, your wife, fart around the house doing my mundane daily things. I notice you're upset and ask what's wrong. You tell me that you've been feeling neglected because I don't save my farts for you. I give you a blowjob while I fart, and cuddle on the couch with you blasting away. I promise I'll fart for you more often :)

Custom: I, your wife, fart around the house doing my mundane daily things. I notice you're upset and ask what's wrong. You tell me that you've been feeling neglected because I don't save my farts for you. I give you a blowjob while I fart, and cuddle on the couch with you blasting away. I promise I'll fart for you more often :)