I'm on a mission to get laid this date. I heard through the grapevine he loves a girl who knows how to squirt. I don't, but I can fake it! I had loads of water and am ready for the big finale I know we're both looking forward to tonight. I get to his house and after a long period of holding it in, I HAVE to find the bathroom. As soon as I shut the door behind me, I piss myself. My pants are drenched, my heels are covered, and I stand in the middle of a puddle of it! What do I do now? This is a date gone wrong!

I'm on a mission to get laid this date. I heard through the grapevine he loves a girl who knows how to squirt. I don't, but I can fake it! I had loads of water and am ready for the big finale I know we're both looking forward to tonight. I get to his house and after a long period of holding it in, I HAVE to find the bathroom. As soon as I shut the door behind me, I piss myself. My pants are drenched, my heels are covered, and I stand in the middle of a puddle of it! What do I do now? This is a date gone wrong!