I'm a grouchy, rude, and unprofessional detention teacher. All I care about is everybody staying silent and being productive. As the time passes, I begin to fart over and over. I attempt to cover them up with coughing, but it seems to take a while before students begin to notice. I deny they heard anything, and deny it came from me. Get back to work! Then, as I eat Mexican takeout, the farts seem to get louder and longer. My stomach is in so much pain because of all the gas I'm holding in. I end detention early. Must be your lucky day!