Poor Kitty. She feels my apartment is too cold, and she never stops complaining about it. She even whines to me while wearing her sweats and hoodie! Well, I am not about to turn up the thermostat, so I'll have to find some other way to keep her warm. Turns out wrapping her entire body in bandage reinforced with ultra tight electrical tape that squeezes her body into a monstrous state of compression is just the thing! Of COURSE she still isn't happy, and I am tired of her complaints, so I stuff a huge sponge into her yapping maw, then wrap her whole head in more of the bandage and tape to sh...

Poor Kitty. She feels my apartment is too cold, and she never stops complaining about it. She even whines to me while wearing her sweats and hoodie! Well, I am not about to turn up the thermostat, so I'll have to find some other way to keep her warm. Turns out wrapping her entire body in bandage reinforced with ultra tight electrical tape that squeezes her body into a monstrous state of compression is just the thing! Of COURSE she still isn't happy, and I am tired of her complaints, so I stuff a huge sponge into her yapping maw, then wrap her whole head in more of the bandage and tape to shut her up! A job well done! Or so I thought! Turns out that while she grunts and groans and moans, she does manage to work her hands up to the top of her cocoon and begins to work the gag off! After a prolonged struggle she manages to spit the sponge out and immediately begins cursing me out and demanding her freedom. Like I am going to respond to empty threats like that. I tell her she has no chance of me letting her out and she continues to thrash and squirm and wriggle, all the while yelling, begging and finally sobbing for release! She's got a long wait for freedom!