Sometimes it is hard being an inventor. Every assumes I am just some crackpot dreamer, even my gal, Smytten! When she saw my latest invention, she just rolled her eyes, but I made a deal with her: let me prove it works, and if I fail, I'd give up inventing for good! She agreed, but didn't realize SHE would be the test subject! When the rays from the invention zapped her, she found herself completely and inescapably mummified in tight white tape! Only her eyes, nose and cute little feet were free! Unable to move of speak, she stared in horror as I explained that the only drawback to the inve...

Sometimes it is hard being an inventor. Every assumes I am just some crackpot dreamer, even my gal, Smytten! When she saw my latest invention, she just rolled her eyes, but I made a deal with her: let me prove it works, and if I fail, I'd give up inventing for good! She agreed, but didn't realize SHE would be the test subject! When the rays from the invention zapped her, she found herself completely and inescapably mummified in tight white tape! Only her eyes, nose and cute little feet were free! Unable to move of speak, she stared in horror as I explained that the only drawback to the invention was that the mummification cocoon was permanent, and it would likely take me weeks to figure out how to get her out of her tight, constricting prison! I left her madly squirming and bugging on the floor, free now to research other inventions while she learned a lesson about what encasement really meant!!