Reading Shakespeare in lingerie is one of Sarah's favorite pastimes, but her literary pursuits are about to be interrupted by a mysterious phone call of one claiming to be none other than Land Shark himself. Sarah meets this claim with utmost skepticism, "Land Sharks are not real," she rebuts. But, Land Shark rebuts her rebut as she butts out realizing she must be the butt of a joke. Returning to her eloquent reading, Sarah tries to forget the horrific suggestion that a land shark could be a real entity capable of making phone calls.

Unbeknownst to Sarah, Land Shark is already in h...

Reading Shakespeare in lingerie is one of Sarah's favorite pastimes, but her literary pursuits are about to be interrupted by a mysterious phone call of one claiming to be none other than Land Shark himself. Sarah meets this claim with utmost skepticism, "Land Sharks are not real," she rebuts. But, Land Shark rebuts her rebut as she butts out realizing she must be the butt of a joke. Returning to her eloquent reading, Sarah tries to forget the horrific suggestion that a land shark could be a real entity capable of making phone calls.

Unbeknownst to Sarah, Land Shark is already in her room, eyeing up her fine form, savoring his tasty snack. Slowly approaching his prey so as not to startle her off, he swims up on the bed, with the stealth of a ninja, and the appetite of a pig. Only when it is too late, as Sharky engulfs her foot within his oral orifice, does she truly realize the dire predicament she is in.

Like the Titanic, Sarah begins to sink, deeper and deeper within the stomach of Land Shark. As the captain of her own body, she goes down with her ship, yet, not without a fight, as fight she must if she is to survive the storm of Land Shark. Struggling anew, she, with great effort, is at last able to escape the clenches of the land shark's inner innards. Her lingerie, unfortunately, is not so fortunate, lost forever to be unfound.

Sharky swims away, Sarah free and safe from her ordeal, as she goes back to reading her Shakespeare. However, Sharky's hunger still lingers; he needs to feed, and she is a good month's worth of digestion just waiting to become part of the food chain. As such, Sharky returns, with renewed vigor and determination to devour his prey once and for all. Will Sarah stay a member of the uneaten world, free to read her Shakespeare to her heart's content, or will her final destiny become nothing but shark waste, a pollution of the sea, and the land?