Oh hello, Professor. I just thought I’d stop by during office hours to ask a little favor. I need you to write me a glowing recommendation for grad school next year. I know you’ll miss me, but maybe you’ll also be a little relieved to have me out your hair. It has certainly been fun, our whirlwind romance, but I know I can count on you to keep your letter of recommendation for me strictly professional. No need to mention the time I sucked you off before you presented at that conference or all the department money you spent on upgrading our rooms when we did research together last fall. I d... Show more