As I'm getting ready to leave for a fun night on the town dressed in your favorite tights and minidress, you start to get jealous that other people are getting to enjoy my perfect body in your favorite outfit. That will never do -- if you really loved me, you'd want me to enjoy myself tonight and not waste my time with your stupid sniveling. Just seeing my tight ass in these tights is enough to get you rock hard, so as punishment for being such a whiner, you're going to jerk off while I tell you about the best sex I've ever had. You're going to enjoy every minute of this. Some light brainwa... Show more