Sure, there’s a lot of discussion of hot girl summer right now, but have you ever considered what a Hot BOY Summer might look like? Given that this is your first summer after your um Bisexual Awakening, it’s understandable that your eyes might be lingering on some new specimens this summer. Don’t you just find yourself indescribably horny at the beach, but for a whole new reason? Doesn’t the warm summer air just make you want to get fucked? I think you’re going to be getting a lot of new, exciting attention this summer and I think you’re going to love it.

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