Task Tuesday 4. Sorry to break it to you, loser, but the days of pretending to be "average" are behind you. You might have fooled your girlfriend (or she's a liar) but you can't fool me. You have a worthless little worm between your legs and the only way you'll ever pleasure a woman is if you pay for the privilege of her company. My little dick tax runs on a tiered system with some bonus categories for the biggest losers among you. How much do you owe for being such a disappointment in the bedroom (and myriad other ways)? You'll have to watch and find out. Show more