There are two important women in your life this year. Or maybe you're hopelessly single and are just going to have to use your imagination, remembering the last time you were lucky enough to have a woman put up with you for long enough to celebrate Valentine's Day! Regardless, single or taken, I have a special task for you this Valentine's Day! Don't worry, it's a simple one if you can be discreet about it. Get into my good graces, pet. I know you want me to think fondly of you on Valentine's Day!

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