I know exactly why you've been sitting behind me in yoga class and it's not because you need help remembering your sun salutations. You're obsessed with my ass, aren't you? You've been inching your mat closer and closer to me every class and even your baggy shorts cant hide your half chub. Yoga's not supposed to make you horny, you know, so I kind of think you're doing it wrong. I can hardly blame you though. My ass is perfect, especially in my navy blue Lululemon yoga pants. You've been increasingly obvious about your yoga pants ass obsession so I kinda think you wanted me to catch you, hu... Show more