You come to me complaining about the trash fire that is your dating and sex life. I'm extremely supportive, so much so that I encourage you to take a step back from trying to date and wonder if it's really worth it. You just keep getting hurt and you have such a habit of self sabotage that I really wonder if it would be better for you to quit while you're ahead, stay home with your hand and jerk off. I know the kind or porn you like to watch and I don't know how many girls are going to be into the sort of stuff you need to get off. Vanilla sex is going to be really boring for you, girls are...

You come to me complaining about the trash fire that is your dating and sex life. I'm extremely supportive, so much so that I encourage you to take a step back from trying to date and wonder if it's really worth it. You just keep getting hurt and you have such a habit of self sabotage that I really wonder if it would be better for you to quit while you're ahead, stay home with your hand and jerk off. I know the kind or porn you like to watch and I don't know how many girls are going to be into the sort of stuff you need to get off. Vanilla sex is going to be really boring for you, girls are going to be super judgmental of your fetishes and it all just seems like a waste of time to me. We've all tried to be really supportive of you putting your self out there, but it seems like it's time for you to embrace your new sex life: porn, porn, porn!

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