Happy Anniversary, babe! I honestly cannot believe we made it to a year. I didn't think you'd last 6 months in our little arrangement but you proved me wrong, didn't you? You've now gone over a year without any orgasms at all, no sex, no masturbation. On the other hand, I've had too many orgasms to count and I think it's time to let you in on my Big Secret. I've been having a lot of sex too. Just because I have zero sexual interest in you doesn't mean I'm not interested in men as a species and as it turns out, I've met quite the guy. An excellent dick, great sense of humor, really similar v... Show more