Teared STOCKINGS are cool if you're going to a rock concert, not if you're wearing a classy lawyer outfit. The only option left is the garbage bin then. But why trash'em with a small rip, when you can have fun making a big hole? Turn a bad thing into an awesome thing and let FOOTBOY have his way with my SUMPTUOUS, SOFT WRINKLED, STEAMY SMELLY SOLES, and like a good FOOTGIRL, loving every minute of it!