I'm on the phone to my friend but I'm for a pee and need to go to the toilet...we're having a long chat about meeting up to go clubbing later and I don't want to end the call so I take the phone into the toilet with me. We normally pee in the public toilets when we go clubbing so I didn't think she'd mind.

Some pl0ps fall into the water and she asks me if I'm p00ing...I assure her I'm not and we carry on chatting about what we will wear and about past nights out when more I fart. She asks me if I farted and I deny it, saying that I am just peeing. I start peeing and then push to get the res...

I'm on the phone to my friend but I'm for a pee and need to go to the toilet...we're having a long chat about meeting up to go clubbing later and I don't want to end the call so I take the phone into the toilet with me. We normally pee in the public toilets when we go clubbing so I didn't think she'd mind.

Some pl0ps fall into the water and she asks me if I'm p00ing...I assure her I'm not and we carry on chatting about what we will wear and about past nights out when more I fart. She asks me if I farted and I deny it, saying that I am just peeing. I start peeing and then push to get the rest of my no.2 out, she here's the grunts and again I deny p00ing. She hears a little fart and I admit it, giggling about it and saying how they are only little ones. I put the phone down to wipe, flush and spray with air freshener and then wash my hands. She queries my use of air freshener and I assure her again that I didn't do a number 2, it was for the farts!