Pizza last night but no coffee this morning to help move things along...I tell you all about it. It's later this morning than usual for my no.2 and it's been sitting up there for quite a while. Pizza bungs me up at the best of times. I start off with a few gentle farts and have to push really hard to get those big splashes happening. It certainly smells like it's up there quite a while. It's sludgy and sticky, and there's lots there to wipe...I let you know what the colour is like too. Afterwards I spray with air freshener, and seeing the skid marks after I flush, I use the toilet brush too. (...

Pizza last night but no coffee this morning to help move things along...I tell you all about it. It's later this morning than usual for my no.2 and it's been sitting up there for quite a while. Pizza bungs me up at the best of times. I start off with a few gentle farts and have to push really hard to get those big splashes happening. It certainly smells like it's up there quite a while. It's sludgy and sticky, and there's lots there to wipe...I let you know what the colour is like too. Afterwards I spray with air freshener, and seeing the skid marks after I flush, I use the toilet brush too. (HD webcam & HD mic used)