We show up at the same party and head to a bedroom, your girlfriend isn't here so she won't find out about the dirty fantasies we have with each other. I'm wearing a skirt and knee high socks...you love this look on me. We are so naughty! Can you believe what your girlfriend would say if she found out about us? But I really don't care. The thrill of getting caught turns me on. Plus, she won't even fart for you anyways! What are you doing wasting your time with a girl who can't fulfill your deepest fantasies?!