You've passed on and meet the female manifestation of God (me) at the pearly gates to Heaven! In order for me to let you in, we must discuss if you are worthy given your addiction to fart porn and nasty fetishes you've indulged during your life! You've done some pretty kinky things because of your obsession with flatulence! To pay for your sins you must smell my smelly farts and eventually we have a little fart contest between us before I let you into Heaven!