POV I am your ex girlfriend and I am trying to work my way back into your life. I show up to your house unexpectedly and start farting non stop! I forget what I ate, but I need to use your throne room NOW! You tell me that I can’t come in so I threaten to just make a huge mess right on your front porch! Finally you give in and let me inside. You don’t want me being petty so you watch me as I blow up your throne room and I fill the room with my explosive farts and talk dirty to you as I rip ass violently! Take a big whiff....I know you miss me and my smell!