In the past you've been my fart slave and I've been a brat and dominated you, being a huge BITCHHHHH, calling you a loser, and telling you how pathetic and worthless you are...

But today I feel like being nice...you've really grown on me. You always listen so well to me and sniff every fart that comes out of my asshole, and even swallow my farts when I ask. So you are actually now my absolute favorite fart slave! Now you've FINALLY earned my respect so I talk sweetly to you as I deliver some super raunchy farts, fueled by Dr.Pepper & BEANS!