So, this year, I have THE perfect present for you. I put so much thought into it. You're going to love it. Just for today, I am going to let you stare at my tits all you want. Don't get defensive and act like you don't know what I'm talking about. I've caught you staring so many times. You're such a perv. I bounce them and squish them and shove them in your face while in my sweater, but I decide to use you even more and pull them out for you to admire. Maybe some other time I'll let you taste them.

So, this year, I have THE perfect present for you. I put so much thought into it. You're going to love it. Just for today, I am going to let you stare at my tits all you want. Don't get defensive and act like you don't know what I'm talking about. I've caught you staring so many times. You're such a perv. I bounce them and squish them and shove them in your face while in my sweater, but I decide to use you even more and pull them out for you to admire. Maybe some other time I'll let you taste them.