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Your step-daughter comes home from school in a bad mood. She had a bad day. You are going to cheer her up the best way you know how. Good old fashioned fart jokes. As she's telling you about her day, you say, "Hold on a second." And you lift your leg and fart. She laughs and goes, "Ewww! Step-Mom!" You say you had a big lunch. She's still talking, and again, you go, "Uh oh." And fart again. She laughs as you fan your butt and smile and say, "Excuse me." Then you go, "Wait. I think it has some relatives." And you fart three times in a row. You and your step-daugh... Show more