You spend almost all of your time alone, and Valentine's Day is no exception. You're a totally pathetic loser with no life at all -- of course you spend all of your time jerking off and watching porn! What else would you be doing? It's not like you could ever convince a girl to be interested in you or be sexually attracted to you. At least you always have your hand! And porn never rejects you. It's just easier this way. You don't have to worry about planning dates or buying gifts, you only need to think about your own selfish pleasure. All you have to do is stay horny, and we both know that...

You spend almost all of your time alone, and Valentine's Day is no exception. You're a totally pathetic loser with no life at all -- of course you spend all of your time jerking off and watching porn! What else would you be doing? It's not like you could ever convince a girl to be interested in you or be sexually attracted to you. At least you always have your hand! And porn never rejects you. It's just easier this way. You don't have to worry about planning dates or buying gifts, you only need to think about your own selfish pleasure. All you have to do is stay horny, and we both know that's not a problem. Even hearing about your own sad life isn't enough to make you stop pumping your cock. This is the only thing you're good at! You can call it gooning, but it is what it is. You're a hopeless masturbation and porn addicted loser! You'll be spending Valentine's Day all by yourself, just like you do every year. Just keep watching and edging -- as if you have anything better to do anyway.