You know what would be sooo funny? If you blocked your wife's number! Do it right now. Block her for me. And when she asks you about it, pretend you have no idea why her texts and calls aren't going through!! You can be convincing, right? I know you love to give me what I want, and this is what I want today. You know how upset I get when I don't get what I want! So do this for me, it would make me so happy. She doesn't need to call you or text you. She never has anything important to say anyway. Just block her!

You know what would be sooo funny? If you blocked your wife's number! Do it right now. Block her for me. And when she asks you about it, pretend you have no idea why her texts and calls aren't going through!! You can be convincing, right? I know you love to give me what I want, and this is what I want today. You know how upset I get when I don't get what I want! So do this for me, it would make me so happy. She doesn't need to call you or text you. She never has anything important to say anyway. Just block her!