You are a Loser Gooner Freak!! And you're going to admit it right now. Say it out loud for me -- confess how much of a jerk junkie you are. All you do is watch porn and jerk off. All you think about are your basic, primal urges. And you love it. While other men are out having fulfilling lives and doing things to better themselves, you're sitting and wasting day after day watching porn and getting so gooned. You know it's not normal but you don't care. It feels too good to ever stop. You are a Loser Gooner Freak, and you love it.