All dicks pay, but small dicks must pay more. Fortunately for you, I made this handy chart to tell you exactly how much to pay. Measure your little cock, then read to see how much you owe Me. The smaller you are, the bigger your tribute must be! Get your ruler and get ready to send.

All dicks pay, but small dicks must pay more. Fortunately for you, I made this handy chart to tell you exactly how much to pay. Measure your little cock, then read to see how much you owe Me. The smaller you are, the bigger your tribute must be! Get your ruler and get ready to send.