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Turn on this clip and feel your brain instantly shut down completely. You're deep in a goonhole now, and there's no turning back. Here, nothing else matters. You are a mindless gooner robot and your only purpose is to PUMP. Pump your life away. Watching porn is the only thing that feels like anything anymore. This is all you need. You just need to GOON.