The match is just about to start and I need to get something to pump myself up bigger and stronger. So I make a last minute stop at the shop. He first sells me a new potion that inadvertently gives me a cock that makes me super horny. I demand that he fix it and he gives me another that makes my cock the size and shape of a tree trunk and I trip and fall unable to make it to the match in time. I think he did it on purpose.