It's so discouraging! I tried getting all dressed up to go out, but none of my clothes fit! I did my hair.. my makeup.. but I don't have an outfit that hides how explosively fat I've gotten. Fine! I'm embarrassed.. but I'm also getting quite hungry. If I'm too fat to go out, then I might as well get delivery and gorge myself silly.

Jack-in-the-Box mini tacos & cheese (530 calories). Let's get three of those. One regular chocolate shake (920 calories). Sounds delicious. If I can't fit into this outfit, I'm going to burst out of it!