It's not easy keeping a pig like me in lingerie.
As hard as I try to curb my appetite, I usually eat my way out of my older sets. ????

Do you think I'll ever be able to slide back into the outfits I was wearing when I first joined, only a year ago?
I'm clearly a lot bigger than I was then, but I'm up to all of my usual tricks:

wiggling my ass, grabbing and jiggling my belly [in slowmo], and rolling around in bed like a big in a blanket.