Watch me try to keep up with a workout video online.
The skinny workout girl is doing core exercises, which engage your abs.
But my abs have turned to marshmallow and I just can't keep up anymore.

Luckily, I've got a chocolate bar with carbs and protein to carry me through this workout.

I do a variety of different poses in this one. I don't know the names of all of the workouts.
Maybe, if I was a gym rat, like I used to be, I could name them all.
But now, when I twerk my ass, my whole body jiggles. Oops!