Even though I don't show it off as much as my belly, my butt has gotten huge .
It's always been on the thick side, only slimming down when I was in my very best physical fitness.

In this clip, my feeder dons a head-mounted camera to take my big jiggly booty for a ride.
You might not think I'd be able to snack on popcorn and lazily watch TV while being paddled and jiggled.
But you'd be wrong.