Christmas came early for this chubby pet girl. My feeder made me a rack of ribs and three ears of corn . And I must have been a good girl, because he's going to hand feed me! All I have to do is chew and swallow and try not to make too much of a mess on myself. These ribs are so delicious! They're moist and flavorful and slathered in sauce . And the corn is sweet and poppy! You can hear me crunching away at it. But.. I'm getting full! How many ribs was that? How much corn do I have left? Oh... I have to eat all of it??? Oh my.