If I'm gonna be adding all these fatty calories to my frame,
at least they're going to the right places!
I mean, so much of it has gone to my belly and hips,
but my ass has gotten much fatter, too!

I had a little jiggle to my booty when I was smaller, but this is craziness.
I've got three cameras pointed at me in this clip, with two capturing slow motion.
The result is that you get to see my soft, blubbery belly, butt, and even my jiggly arms,
all in a glory only slow motion, 60 fps can capture.