"Baby! Can you come help me? Yes, I got myself stuck... again."

It was going to be so perfect! A quick, sneaky snack run. My boyfriend wasn't even going to notice I was gone. I got my fruit tea and a big, spicy chicken sandwich ... I just needed to put the seat back to make some belly room and...

I'm stuck! Call it fate- I'm pinned in by my own curves. Picture the scene: plump damsel in destress , steering wheel kissing my belly a little too deeply. The switches on the side of the seat aren't working. I'm panicked, squirming, and growing more humiliated and hungry by the... Show more