i've been waiting all day to come home and stuff myself with this pizza
so i hope you're happy that i decided to get dressed up like a chubby tease first

i'm the fattest i've ever been and growing. i know i say it a lot now, but every day it's true.
even if i wanted to stop gaining, at this point i've got the mindset and the appetite for it. i'm conditioned.

so enjoy me shaking my chub around and eating slices of pizza!