It’s a tale as old as time; bad boy steals mistress’ belongings to put up his bottom, mistress catches bad boy, mistress punishes bad boy. I don't stand for disobedience in my house, and to teach my dirty boy his lesson I'm going to use one of the very things he took from my boudoir, a hair brush. Smacking his pathetic thieving arse until it’s pink and burning hot should get the message across