You're a pindick dipsh*t and you can only jerk off with two fingers. You're a weak loser for Me. It's unfortunate isn't it? How no one will ever fuck you. I have a solution for you though and I think it'll be great for the both of us. I have you jerk off for 10 seconds, deny you and lock up that tiny pindick. LOL. I also keep every pair of keys around My neck. You're just going to have to hope I'm careful with them.