*Custom* You're always complaining about being in between My sweaty feet whenever I go out and that I don't feed you. So instead of taking you with Me, I leave you to eat the crumbs under my couch. Not so nice, huh? Well, quit complaining. You tell me that you're still hungry when I get back so of course, I make you lick up all the grime, sweat and filth off of My feet. Since you get to eat, don't you think it's My turn? I stick you in My mouth and chew you like gum. You have no say over this since you're so incredibly tiny for Me. I spit you out onto the ground and tell you that it's okay,... Show more