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You have a small dick. It's not some secret because there's no hiding just how small it is. You don't get sex and you don't get women because of your puny dick, which is exactly how it should be. You're not a real man, after all. The only real men are the ones with big dicks that can fuck women right, make them feel pleasure, and make them cum. You could NEVER do any of those things with the embarrassment between your legs, so it's time to come to terms with your true purpose in life.

You are going to suck cock. Specifically, a REAL man's c... Show more