You're a sucker for boots, aren't you? Especially when they look so good on me, duh. How can you help yourself? I gloat over how good I look in these boots and tell you in detail all the kinds of shoes and boots I like, which I favor, which I don't. Just thinking of you drooling over these boots gives me an idea I find funny; calling you my boot piggy as I intimate your excited oinking noises I imagine.How much would you do to lick all my boots? Wouldn't you love to help with my love for them, little piggy?